knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
That was deep
philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie
That was deeper.
common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty
kinda wish someone was touching me inappropriately right now
R&B sucks nowadays that probably explains why so many of y’all don’t know what love is or can’t handle a break up too well.
When I turn 69 I’ll probably laugh about it the entire year
My grandpa literally did
it never got old to him
My friend David had his ID stolen the other day
now we just call him Dav
I’m so mad